The absolute worst things in the world.

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these are definitely the worst things in the entire world

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he’s on something good.

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What’s Wrong?

“It’s school, it’s my friends, it’s the way I look, it’s you, it’s dad, it’s everything. Please, mom. I don’t want you to help me, I just want you to leave me alone. Please?”-Darlene

  • Roseanne: Where's Darlene? *silence* DARLENE??
  • Darlene: *shines flashlight on her face* RAAAAHHH!!
  • Roseanne: That's not funny, you're grounded until menopause!
  • Darlene: Yours or mine?
  • Roseanne: Your father's.
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bserk:

How to make Peanut Butter & Oreo Ice Cream

totally

yup definetly

DEMOLISHED

Mmmm.

Why is this so delightful?

I wasn’t going to try this… until i saw the smashing part.

Lmao

Blackbird - Paul McCartney

Blackbird singing in the dead of night
Take these broken wings and learn to fly
All your life
You were only waiting for this moment to arise

Black bird singing in the dead of night
Take these sunken eyes and learn to see
all your life
you were only waiting for this moment to be free

Blackbird fly, Blackbird fly
Into the light of the dark black night.

Blackbird fly, Blackbird fly
Into the light of the dark black night.

Blackbird singing in the dead of night
Take these broken wings and learn to fly
All your life
You were only waiting for this moment to arise…

i get this all the time

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Jeremy Renner singing New York State Of Mind on Jimmy Fallon.

I was NOT expecting THAT voice out of THAT man.

WHAT

MOANING RIGHT NOW! WHAT?! HAWK EYE? WHAT?!

Holy Mother.

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silenthunderstorms: my bones just turned into water

silenthunderstorms: my bones just turned into water

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